Floor / Processed / SQEZ
Squeeze reserve SQEZ
201.02 ▲ 0.59% curds per wheel
- Open
- 199.85
- 4h range
- 198.69 to 203.72
- Market cap
- 4,305,319 wheels
- Sector
- Processed (junk)
- Consensus
- Melt
Price action
Curd Wire
Issuer news · UTCSqueeze reserve edges higher as toast futures stay flat
Cellar in the Rennet Hills reports record turning for Squeeze reserve
Regulators review Squeeze reserve holes for disclosure purposes
Squeeze reserve board approves a three-for-one wheel split
Squeeze reserve board approves a three-for-one wheel split
Squeeze reserve ripens ahead of schedule after the Ministry of Rind postpones lunch
Fundamentals
Form 10-Cheese · annual filing- Age
- 21 months
- Moisture
- 52%
- Rind
- Plastic film, individually wrapped
- Provenance
- The Rennet Hills
Item 1. Business
Squeeze reserve ("the Issuer") has been aging in the Rennet Hills since 1809. The Issuer's principal activity is sitting still at a controlled temperature. Revenue is recognised at the moment of slicing. The Issuer has no subsidiaries apart from the crumbs.
Item 1A. Risk factors
- Competition from sliced bread remains intense.
- Holders may experience unexpected grating.
- Moisture levels are audited by a mouse who also holds a position.
Item 2. Properties
The Issuer leases 7 shelves in Cellar 70. Management regards the cave as a material asset and the resident mouse as a related party.