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Scamorza SCAM
110.82 ▲ 1.68% curds per wheel
- Open
- 108.99
- 4h range
- 108.61 to 111.71
- Market cap
- 194,042 wheels
- Sector
- Smoked
- Consensus
- Hold at Room Temperature
Price action
Curd Wire
Issuer news · UTCScamorza ripens ahead of schedule as the lunch break runs long
Regulators review Scamorza holes for disclosure purposes
Scamorza firms as moisture guidance disappoints
Scamorza added to Cheddar 30 rebalancing watchlist
Scamorza gives back gains after the night shift reports strange smells
Scamorza crumbles on a dispute over who gets the last slice
Fundamentals
Form 10-Cheese · annual filing- Age
- 34 months
- Moisture
- 30%
- Rind
- Smoked over beechwood, with a lingering record
- Provenance
- East Crumbleford
Item 1. Business
Scamorza ("the Issuer") has been aging in East Crumbleford since 1732. The Issuer's principal activity is sitting still at a controlled temperature. Revenue is recognised at the moment of slicing. The Issuer has no subsidiaries apart from the crumbs.
Item 1A. Risk factors
- Holders may experience unexpected grating.
- Wine pairings are recommended by management and have never been independently verified.
- Competition from sliced bread remains intense.
Item 2. Properties
The Issuer leases 20 shelves in Cellar 83. Management regards the cave as a material asset and the resident mouse as a related party.