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Feta FETA
53.59 ▼ 0.72% curds per wheel
- Open
- 53.98
- 4h range
- 53.39 to 54.39
- Market cap
- 1,360,026 wheels
- Sector
- Fresh
- Consensus
- Refrigerate
Price action
Curd Wire
Issuer news · UTCFeta board approves a three-for-one wheel split
Feta trails the board on a dispute over who gets the last slice
Cellar in Lake Brinemere reports record turning for Feta
Regulators review Feta holes for disclosure purposes
Feta slips on reports of fondue pot shortages in Lake Brinemere
Feta gaps up as one large wheel changes hands at an undisclosed farm
Fundamentals
Form 10-Cheese · annual filing- Age
- 8 months
- Moisture
- 49%
- Rind
- None. The issuer operates without external defences
- Provenance
- Lake Brinemere
Item 1. Business
Feta ("the Issuer") has been aging in Lake Brinemere since 1676. The Issuer's principal activity is sitting still at a controlled temperature. Revenue is recognised at the moment of slicing. The Issuer has no subsidiaries apart from the crumbs.
Item 1A. Risk factors
- Holders may experience unexpected grating.
- Wine pairings are recommended by management and have never been independently verified.
- Competition from sliced bread remains intense.
Item 2. Properties
The Issuer leases 18 shelves in Cellar 27. Management regards the cave as a material asset and the resident mouse as a related party.